Night and Day

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Guess which are real cases!

1. Using bikini-clad women as bait, The National Science foundation of the USA spent $64,000 to study whether distractions such as sex would decrease the honking of drivers stuck in traffic jams.

2. University of Washington scientists used a govt grant to moniter worm defecation. They discovered all their worms were consipated.

3. Researchers from the National Institute on Alchohal Abuse and Alcholism spend $102,000 to learn whether sunfish that drink tequila are more aggressive than sunfish that drink gin.

4. The govt of Japan recently financed a seven-year study to determine whether earthquakes are casued by catfish wiggling their tails.



the answer? all of them.