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These are from the BBC webpage; practical poems that are actually of some use.
Conversion of temperature:
If centigrade confuses you, as very well it might, nine fifths of c plus 32, will give you Farenheit.
Boiling eggs:
To make your egg go hard inside
Just take heed of the following guide
Make your water hot and frothy
then drop your egg in very softly
Add some salt into your pan
just in case some cracks happen
If you want your egg all hard inside
10 minutes boil should be just fine.
If you like your yolk all soft and runny
3 minutes time is on the money.
Police caution, all tt you reserve the right to remain silent, blah blah blah:
Be quiet?
Omissions may haunt you
Speak?
Admissions may damn you
How to change a plug... in verse.
Specism. After watching Earthlings, I am very certain we are all going to hell.
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