0046hrs..
1. Hook on bait without dirtying hands.
2. Cast bait and wait.
3. Think about what these annoying prawns are doing not getting hooked by our bait.
"Maybe they're having a convention down there to come up with strategies not to get hooked."
4. WAIT...bake in the hot sun..WAIT..bake..
5. Yay prawns! finally.
6. Stare at it/give it a punch/talk to it, then tug out hook from prawn's mouth. Add sound effects of pain, if necessary. (NEVER HOLD IT BY THE FEELERS)
7. Rejoice for a bit.
8. Repeat 1-7 until you get 50 prawns. (when bored, bully the person sitting next to you)
9. Impale.
10. BBQ.
11. YUM.
12. Waffles and Playground!
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