Night and Day

2017hrs..
After almost a week of mindless surfing during work, I came to realise that there are actually many uses for vinegar. haha like uber lame, I know.

I was trying to find a solution to this ant problem that I have in my room. I found a WHOLE COLONY of ANTS in my wardrobe yesterday. Damn disgusting. I dunno what they hell they were doing inside the bag section of my cupboard. It’s not like there's any food in my room to begin with.

So anyway, today I googled "How to kill ants", and one way of preventing ants from coming back after killing them is to spray vinegar on the ant tracks and entrances. Because they hate the smell, it will keep them away.

Then the other day I googled, “how to maintain dog’s fur”. Use vinegar to rub through or comb fur with vinegar for shiny and healthy looking fur. It applies for human hair as well, but rinse your hair with it.

Soak your nails in vinegar everyday and they will grow faster and stronger.

Apparently, in the pursuit of fairness, King Something from a long time ago washed his face everyday with lots of vinegar. Vinegar also sooths sunburn, as it helps in the regeneration of new skin. Same whitening effect applies for teeth.

I recently baked a cake without eggs and butter, but with oil and vinegar. And it turned out to be the softest ever cake I’ve made. It’s pretty amazing.

I saw so much more stuff to be done with vinegar, but I am not Martha Stewart, so I can’t possibly remember everything.

Anyway, today on the way to work I saw these two girls who reminded me of Erika and Cheryl Tan. Absolutely random, but ya.

I am on night shift alone today. How wonderful. I love the privacy I am having with the mosquitoes right now. I don’t even want to talk about why my colleagues left me alone here today. I am so bored. Oh, the level of doing of nothingness of my job reached an absolute new low today. My colleagues agreed to help the diving shop copy these diving exam answers- like shade the answers according to the answer sheet, about 10 over copies of them- in exchange for mangoes. OH MY GOD. MANGOES. I want to die. We may be located by the sea, but we are certainly not starving. I had to do it too, “or else we don’t get mangoes” (quote: my colleague)

I still have another two hours to kill. I feel like deleting everything so i can spend the next half hour re-typing this. But of course that is retarded.