Night and Day

2355hrs..
Me: "Good Morning/ Afternoon/ Evening, S A F Y a c h t C lu b"
Dumbo Singaporean: " Err... is this the S A F Y a c h t C l ub?"

On a good day i get a dozen of these.

On a bad day, I get to see beer-bellied fishermen wearing wet boxers (and NOTHING else) which accentuate every nook and cranny of everything down South. Then again, that was the only interesting thing that has happened so far, so i am not sure if that is exactly a bad thing.