Night and Day

2051hrs..
As I am typing this I am recovering from the trauma of getting screamed at by 2 women. By a mother, who hurled vulgarities at me over the phone, and by her daughter, in my face. It all started exactly one hour ago.

I won’t go into the details; I suppose it is partly my fault. Then again, I can’t possibly give these women special treatment, since they are not even members of the club.

I am just surprised by how long these people can stay angry at one thing. It is certainly obvious where the younger woman got her explosive genes from. For ONE entire hour she just stood here at the front desk counter scolding me. Of course I am angry this crazy woman is screaming at me, but I can’t help but mock her for killing her own cells. Maybe that is why she is so fat. She spends all her energy being angry her body just doesn’t have anymore energy to metabolize her food. Besides, that scolding session probably just made her age another 10 years and made me realize how dumb Singaporeans can get. When my boss offered a complimentary stay, her anger substantially subsided.

I am even more amazed by how much stamina this fat woman has. Screaming non stop for an hour is no easy feat man.

Those working in the office had better stop complaining that your job is dull and boring.